耶穌的笑話 - 古德明

耶穌的笑話 - 古德明

Franklin Roosevelt, president of the United States from 1933 to 1945, once took a call in the White House from a person who identified himself as Pershing. Knowing that John Pershing, the World War I general, had recently died, Roosevelt replied impishly, "There is no one in, but this is Jesus Christ and I'll leave word you called." It turned out to be Warren Pershing, the general's son.
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During World War II, Mrs Roosevelt went to visit a Baltimore prison. She left the White House very early that morning without informing her husband.
On his way to the office that day, Roosevelt called to his wife's secretary and asked where Eleanor was. "She is in prison, Mr President," said the secretary. "I'm not surprised," said Roosevelt, "but what for?"
佛蘭克林.羅斯福一九三三年到一九四五年任美國總統。有一次,他在白宮接到一個人的電話,那人自稱是珀欣。羅斯福知道,第一次世界大戰的約翰.珀欣將軍去世不久,就惡作劇的說:「這裏沒有人。在下是耶穌,可留言說先生曾經來電。」來電者原來是珀欣將軍的兒子華倫。
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第二次世界大戰期間,羅斯福夫人曾去探訪巴爾的摩一座監獄。那天,她一早就離開白宮,也沒有通知丈夫。
羅斯福往辦公室的時候,呼喚他太太的秘書,問艾俐諾那裏去了。那秘書說:「總統先生,她去了監獄。」羅斯福說:「那不奇怪,但因什麼事入獄?」