謀生之道 - 古德明

謀生之道 - 古德明

One day Villemain, the Secretary of the French Academy, was declaiming in the library in a vigorous manner against Napoleon III.* Leverrier, who was an ardent imperialist, chanced to overhear some of his remarks, and demanded, "How dare you speak in this manner of the emperor in a public building?"
Villemain looked up and replied, "And who are you?"
"Leverrier is my name."
"Oh, Leverrier. Astronomer, I think. In his day I was acquainted with Laplace; he was an astronomer too, and a gentleman."
"Sir, I despise wit," said Leverrier. "And if you continue speaking thus I shall report your words to the authorities."
"Well," said Villemain, shrugging his shoulders, "every one has his way of making a living."
有一天,法蘭西學院書記維爾曼在圖書館演講,痛斥拿破崙三世*。忠君的勒威耶剛巧聽見,質問他說:「你怎麼斗膽在公共地方這樣議論國君?」
維爾曼擡起頭,問道:「閣下是誰?」
「我是勒威耶。」
「啊,勒威耶,是那天文學家吧。拉普拉斯在世時,和我相識。他也是天文學家,還是君子。」
勒威耶說:「老兄,說話賣弄聰明,我是不會欣賞的。你假如再這樣議論國君,我會把你的話告訴當局。」
維爾曼聳聳肩,回答說:「啊,人人都有其謀生之道。」
*拿破崙三世是拿破崙一世的姪兒,一八五二年登法國王位,一八七三年去世。