Samuel Garth (1672-1718), British physician and poet, was a member of the celebrated Kit-kat Club. While there on one occasion, he declared that he must soon be gone, having many patients to attend; but on some excellent wine being placed on the table, and the conversation becoming interesting and animating, the doctor soon forgot his professional engagements.
His friend, Sir Richard Steele,* thought it his duty to remind the doctor of his poor patients. Garth immediately pulled out his list, upon which were fifteen names. "It is no great matter whether I see them tonight or not," said he, "for nine of them have such bad constitutions that all the physicians in the world can't save them; and the other six have such good constitutions that all the physicans in the world can't kill them."
英國醫師及詩人撒母耳.加思(一六七二年至一七一八年)是著名的基卡俱樂部成員。有一次,他在俱樂部,說有不少病人要看,不可以久留。但是,看見有美酒放到桌上,而大家交談越來越是興高采烈,他不久就把看病之約忘得一乾二淨。
加思的朋友理查.斯蒂爾爵士*自覺有責任提醒他去看那些可憐病人。加思馬上拿出一紙名單,上面寫了十五個名字。他說:「我今晚看不看他們,都不要緊,因為十五人之中,九人身體甚差,全世界沒有醫師可以使他們回春;其餘六人,則身體很好,全世界沒有醫師可以取他們性命。」
*斯蒂爾是著名散文家及劇作家。