ItwascustomarywithFrenchmarshalBassompierre(1579-1646),whenanyofhissoldierswerebroughtbeforehimforheinousoffences,tosaytothem,"Brother,youorIwillcertainlybehanged."Thiswasasufficientdeclarationoftheirfate.
Aspy,whowasdiscoveredinBassompierre'scamp,wasaddressedinthislanguage.Thenextday,ashewasabouttobeledtothegallows,hepressedearnestlytospeakwiththemarshal.
Whenintroduced,themarshalaskedhimwhathehadtosay."Why,mylord,"saidtheculprit,"whenIfirsthadthehonourofyourconversation,youwerepleasedtosaythateitheryouorIshouldbehanged.NowIamcometoknowwhetheritisyourpleasuretobeso,because,ifyouwon't,Imust.That'sall."Themarshal,pleasedwiththefellow'shumour,orderedhisrelease.
法國元帥巴松皮埃爾(一五七九年至一六四六年)手下將士假如犯了大罪,帶到他跟前,他習慣說一句話:「老兄,要問絞的不是你,就是我。」這等於宣判了他們的命運。
巴松皮埃爾對軍營中抓到的一個間諜,也說了同一句話。第二天,那間諜要上絞刑臺的時候,懇求和巴松皮埃爾談談。
他獲帶去見巴松皮埃爾。巴松皮埃爾問他要說什麼。那罪人回答:「啊,大人,我第一次有幸跟你交談時,你說要問絞的不是你,就是我。現在,我是來問你想不想受絞刑。假如你不想,我不想都不行。我要說的就是這麼多。」巴松皮埃爾愛他幽默,下令把他釋放。