老尚英雄 - 古德明

老尚英雄 - 古德明

AttheoutbreakoftheAmericanRevolution,thelittletownofMenotomywasasceneofgeriatricheroism.TwoBritishammunitionwagonspassingthroughthetownweremetbyagroupofoldmen,whocalledontheconvoytosurrender,andopenedfirewhentheircommandwentunheeded,killingthetracehorsesandtwosoldiers.Thesurvivorsranoff,stoppedtothrowtheirmusketsandpowderintoapond,andthencontinuedrunning.SixgrenadierscameuponanoldwomannamedMotherBatherickandsurrenderedtoher,beggingforprotection.
MotherBathericktookthemtothehouseofthelocalmilitiacaptainandtoldthem:"Ifyoueverlivetogetback,youtellKingGeorgethatanoldwomantooksixofhisgrenadiersprisoners."Thestorydidgetback,andoneEnglishpaperasked,"IfoneYankeewomancantakesixgrenadiers,howmanysoldierswillitrequiretoconquerAmerica?"
美國獨立戰爭爆發時,小鎮梅諾托米展現了老年人的英雄氣概。英軍兩輛運火藥馬車路過這小鎮,一群老叟相迎,叫護衞隊投降,見護衞隊對他們的命令置之不理,就開槍把兩個士兵和拖車的馬射殺。餘下的英兵紛紛逃命,走到一個池塘前,停下來,把毛瑟槍、火藥掉進去,然後繼續跑。六個擲彈兵遇到一個叫巴瑟里克媽媽的老婆婆,向她投降,要求庇護。
巴瑟里克媽媽把他們帶到鎮內人民自衞隊長家中,並告訴他們:「你們要是能夠活着回國,跟喬治國王說,一個老婆婆俘虜了他六個擲彈兵。」這故事真的傳回英國,一份英國報紙問:「美洲一個女人可以俘虜六個擲彈兵,要多少士兵才可以征服美洲?」